I don’t know what bothers me more about this one: That it’s about a dog who falls in love with his owner (and becomes human to romance her), or that the cover has a dalmatian on it when the dog is described as a golden retriever.
…I can tell I’ve been in fandom too long because the concept of that novel doesn’t even seem weird to me. Furthermore I want to write an AU of it featuring Miguel and Tulio. Thanks tumblr. Thanks a lot.
DO IT. DO IT NOW. Altivo dispenses sage advice on inter-species dating.
Tulio looked blankly at the naked blonde man sitting in his living room and wished desperately that Chel was better about answering her cell. After one last bitter second he averted his eyes and counted to twenty. When he was done counting the man in his living room would have ceased bouncing his erection up and down in an effort to prove he had once been a dog. After a count to fifty Tulio would stop seeing Miguel’s wagging tail superimposed in his mind over the man’s bobbing dick. After the count of one hundred he would regain his sanity, and go find his dog. Who was most certainly not the man in the living room. No really.
I AM SO SORRY INTERNET. IT IS NOT MY FAULT. ;_______;
THERE IS SO MUCH SHAME IN MY HEART
Everyone please reblog this, because my sister in law only has 3 followers and she’s counting on that to save her from anyone ever having to see it.